Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
