A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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