His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have fence marks all over my body
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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