just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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