i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You've changed since you got that strap on
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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