fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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