I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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