Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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