Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My underwear smells like fireworks.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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