You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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