Kiss
Puke
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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