On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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