I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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