so that wasnt chicken after all
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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