What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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