their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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