so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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