You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
