Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
