Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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