but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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