Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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