Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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