If that was your dad, he is hot
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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