She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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