i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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