Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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