Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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