I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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