Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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