Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she told me i tasted like america
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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