I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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