Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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