yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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