when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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