But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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