I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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