Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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