On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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