I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Are we still banned from the library?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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