just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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