never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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