My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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