ugly people sure do ruin things
Four minutes until I can fart!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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