I feel like abortions should bother me more
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i think i scared a bird with my dick
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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