I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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