I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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