no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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