508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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