I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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