This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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