How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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