I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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