So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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